Saturday, August 22, 2009

make your band more web-friendly

Recently all of my food money went towards a new laptop. I am now living in the depths of poverty-stricken squalor, but on a brighter note I have a shiny new keyboard. Which has provoked the following list...

Impossible band names that lead to equally as impossible /band URL's on MySpace

DANANANANAYKROYD
That was... how many nananana's now? Chrome Rainbow is a sweet song though and worth the extra finger movement.

SIGUR ROS
Those little Icelandic dots eeeek.

MIDNIGHT JUGGERNAUTS
Vomit. The name and the band.

...AND YOU WILL KNOW US BY THE TRAIL OF THE DEAD
Alright, admittedly they changed it to Trail of the Dead, but those full stops weren't great when trying to categorise your iTunes..

DOES IT OFFEND YOU, YEAH?
Grammar confoozledness.

THE THE
Singlehandedly most used word on the Net with "sex" coming a close second.

If only every band was called "The Music". Wait, no I totally take that back.


Friday, August 21, 2009

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Monday, August 3, 2009

scan

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I'm recently feeling disheartened by Triple J. Namely because of the employment of one Scott Dooley and his sidekick Steph Hughes. God, sorry but you both just fucking suck. And are stupid too.. I tune in and you're talking about farts for a whole five minutes. Then tampons. Just fuck off, you are insulting my intelligence and if I have to hear that "Givealittlelovin" or whatsit by Gotye one more time I'm going to lose my shit.

Dools: "We're doing a bit of talkback today... Wait, what are we talking about?"
Steph: "....(pause)... when have you.. er, cracked the shits!"

Oh, profound.

Uni timetable impending credit transfer DEATH.

For some reason my room smells like freshly mowed grass. I have no explanation for this.