Monday, September 28, 2009

feast of kings

When five birds get together at BBQ City, culinary carnage ensues...


yipyip

Wow, so someone boldy nominated themselves to put my keyboarded verbal diorrhea into the glossy pages of a magazine. Look in Merge each month for more episodes of Miranda and friends drunken debauchery!

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

twoilight

11:14pmMiranda

aaaahhhaha... (forced laugh)

god the twilight books are really fucking terrible.

eleanor borrowed the set and i started reading one

11:15pmAngus

Are you reading one

11:15pmAngus

ew, drinking liquid LOL and reading twilight

what's next?

rave pants??

11:15pmMiranda

the only reason why its addictive is because horny, acned 15 year olds clutch on for the kissing scenes

5 pages of rubbish then ...

edward lightly touched her temple with a frozen fingertiop

vomit.

11:17pmAngus

They rub their pus filled sores onto the pages

11:23pmAngus

Edward lightly touched her forehead with a frozen paddle pop

11:24pmMiranda

HAh

hahaha

11:25pmAngus

I'm going to rewrite Twilight with copious amounts of product placement

in the place of previous metaphors

Streets will sponsor me

11:27pmMiranda

paddlepop every 5th word

11:28pmAngus

Edward paddlepop with paddlepop her

11:28pmMiranda

oh edward, she whispered, stroking his paddlepop

gazing into her paddlepops, he gently stroked her paddlepop

we're going to have a golden gaytime, my love... he smouldered

11:29pm Angus

He Magnum Ego'd her Callipo Splice with his Cornetto

his Cornetto

11:31pmMiranda

emphasis on Cornetto.

getting filthier by the minute. it's all there between the lines anyway, just marred by digression into sparkly vampire skin

11:33Angus

Vampire skin is the magic coat that makes everything alright

The holocaust was ok because Hitler was a Vampire!!

11:36pmMiranda

hahaha.

then hed still be alive..

11:38pmAngus

No mussolini killed him with garlic

11:38pmMiranda

Maybe he just sold him to Zamels.

words that i like

lozenge, pixel, gnarled, capsule, axylotyl, sprite, padded, vermillion, quill, jezebel, aubergine, spectre

Monday, September 21, 2009

Sunday, September 20, 2009

XXI

I have officially hit that milestone age of twenty-one.

Now I can purchase alcoholic beverages in the states and gamble. I can also legally become a prostitute, buy a gun, get married in Mississippi, purchase fireworks, open a bank account in South America and vote in some other countries.

However, twenty one years of living and thousands spent on bus tickets, I can still proudly say I don't have my my drivers license....

Maybe by my 30th I'll have my L plates. Maybe. For now, the ol' public transport will have to cart my slackass around town.

This is what I wore on the weekend for our party. Pedobear in the hizzouse.

Monday, September 14, 2009