Tuesday, September 22, 2009

twoilight

11:14pmMiranda

aaaahhhaha... (forced laugh)

god the twilight books are really fucking terrible.

eleanor borrowed the set and i started reading one

11:15pmAngus

Are you reading one

11:15pmAngus

ew, drinking liquid LOL and reading twilight

what's next?

rave pants??

11:15pmMiranda

the only reason why its addictive is because horny, acned 15 year olds clutch on for the kissing scenes

5 pages of rubbish then ...

edward lightly touched her temple with a frozen fingertiop

vomit.

11:17pmAngus

They rub their pus filled sores onto the pages

11:23pmAngus

Edward lightly touched her forehead with a frozen paddle pop

11:24pmMiranda

HAh

hahaha

11:25pmAngus

I'm going to rewrite Twilight with copious amounts of product placement

in the place of previous metaphors

Streets will sponsor me

11:27pmMiranda

paddlepop every 5th word

11:28pmAngus

Edward paddlepop with paddlepop her

11:28pmMiranda

oh edward, she whispered, stroking his paddlepop

gazing into her paddlepops, he gently stroked her paddlepop

we're going to have a golden gaytime, my love... he smouldered

11:29pm Angus

He Magnum Ego'd her Callipo Splice with his Cornetto

his Cornetto

11:31pmMiranda

emphasis on Cornetto.

getting filthier by the minute. it's all there between the lines anyway, just marred by digression into sparkly vampire skin

11:33Angus

Vampire skin is the magic coat that makes everything alright

The holocaust was ok because Hitler was a Vampire!!

11:36pmMiranda

hahaha.

then hed still be alive..

11:38pmAngus

No mussolini killed him with garlic

11:38pmMiranda

Maybe he just sold him to Zamels.

4 comments:

Spoz said...

That animated GIF is weirdly hypnotic. If only they'd all die in a "freak petrol fight accident" too. Stoopid twilight..

Penmonicus said...

Hahahaha... Wow, this brightened up my day hardcore.

This book is so shit. I once had a crush on this girl who couldn't get over just how incredibly gorgeous this vampire-boy is.

That was before the movie was even announced.

Also: is it true they can walk around in the daylight without bursting into flames? What kind of retarded shit is that?

Miranda said...

Yeah, they "sparkle" in the sun. Like diamonds.


dot dot dot.

Penmonicus said...

Bram Stoker must be rolling in his grave.